100 Most Unique Dirty Pick Up Lines To Use On Girl and Guys Over Text

Get a free government phone, give her a gift, and say, you’re priceless! Before you having fun with your partner consider a gift for your girlfriend or dating partner to push forward more erotic conversation.

  • 1. “Do you have a switch? Because I want to turn you on.”
  • 2. “I’m not a baker, but I’d love to butter your muffin.”
  • 3. “You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dirty thoughts all day.”
  • 4. “Are you a thief? Because you’ve definitely stolen my inhibitions.”
  • 5. “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my bed—I mean, head.”
  • 6. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But honestly, in my garden, you’re the whole snack.”
  • 7. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your texts, everyone else disappears.”
  • 8. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your emojis.”
  • 9. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection here.”
  • 10. “If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
  • 11. “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest!”
  • 12. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
  • 13. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.”
  • 14. “Is it hot in here, or is it just our chat?”
  • 15. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  • 16. “If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.”
  • 17. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
  • 18. “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!”
  • 19. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. And with you, I’d be a grape partner because together we’re wine.”
  • 20. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at your pictures, I smile.”
  • 21. “Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another one?”
  • 22. “Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest compounded daily.”
  • 23. “You must be tired from running through my mind all day… and dominating my dreams all night.”
  • 24. “If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print.”
  • 25. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
  • 26. “Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.”
  • 27. “You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”
  • 28. “Were you a part of the Boy Scouts? Because you’ve got my heart tied in knots.”
  • 29. “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
  • 30. “You’re like my favorite song on repeat, except better ’cause I don’t need earphones to enjoy you.”
  • 31. “Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.”
  • 32. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
  • 33. “Are we at the airport? Because my heart just took off.”
  • 34. “You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  • 35. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
  • 36. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  • 37. “If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.”
  • 38. “Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.”
  • 39. “Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.”
  • 40. “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
  • 41. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”
  • 42. “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.”
  • 43. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”
  • 44. “If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) or… just coffee?”
  • 45. “Are you a charger? Because without you, I’d die.”
  • 46. “I’m no electrician, but I can light up your day.”
  • 47. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.”
  • 48. “Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.”
  • 49. “If we were both squirrels, would you help me bust a nut?”
  • 50. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  • 51. “I’m not a gambler, but I’d take a chance on you.”
  • 52. “You’re not just a snack, you’re the whole meal and dessert.”
  • 53. “If you were a YouTube ad, I wouldn’t skip you.”
  • 54. “Do you have an umbrella? Because you’ve got my heart storming.”
  • 55. “I’m not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you.”
  • 56. “Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
  • 57. “Do you work at the post office? Because I saw you checking out my package.”
  • 58. “I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.”
  • 59. “Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.”
  • 60. “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
  • 61. “I’m like a Rubik’s Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.”
  • 62. “Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.”
  • 63. “Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.”
  • 64. “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”
  • 65. “Are you a thief? Because you’ve stolen my heart and my libido.”
  • 66. “I’m not a farmer, but I’ve got a big cock-a-doodle-doo.”
  • 67. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
  • 68. “Are we in the bakery? Because I want to butter your muffin.”
  • 69. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in those eyes and I’m navigating towards your heart.”
  • 70. “I’m like a zombie, I’m dying to get some brain from you.”
  • 71. “Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are about to go on a magical journey, wand not included.”
  • 72. “Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?”
  • 73. “Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.”
  • 74. “I’m not an astronaut, but I’ll take you to Uranus.”
  • 75. “Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.”
  • 76. “Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw.”
  • 77. “Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.”
  • 78. “I’m not a firefighter, but I can handle your hose.”
  • 79. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for, plus a bit I hadn’t dared to Google.”
  • 80. “Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.”
  • 81. “Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest and I’m looking to extend the term.”
  • 82. “Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong thought.”
  • 83. “I must be a pirate, because I’m digging for treasure and I think I found a chest.”
  • 84. “Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride you, you’ll always finish first.”
  • 85. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after I’ve shown you a good time?”
  • 86. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
  • 87. “If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives rubbing against you.”
  • 88. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—naked.”
  • 89. “I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?”
  • 90. “Do you like whales? Because we could go humpback at my place.”
  • 91. “I’m not a plumber, but I sure know how to lay pipe.”
  • 92. “Are you an electrician? Because you’re lighting up my day/night.”
  • 93. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I’m ready to stick.”
  • 94. “Is it hot in here or is it just our body heat?”
  • 95. “You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart rate picks up.”
  • 96. “I’m not a vet, but I’d love to check out your kitty.”
  • 97. “Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.”
  • 98. “Your body is 70% water, and I’m thirsty.”
  • 99. “I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
  • 100. “I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.”